disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

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dw:

i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking

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cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

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